From the kinky girl’s dating files

“So, uh…now that you’ve broken up with me, can I swing by and pick up that economy-pack of condoms I left in your nightstand?”

In part, I admire him for being unabashedly cheap. Own it.

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  • Emen says:

    You’re dangerous to read. I prefer you with wine but Two Hitachis and Condom Economics have lead to major snorting of middling cab sauv onto aging dumbing smartphone.

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