Sin: chairs are for sitting.
Tops. This is where I sigh and roll my eyes. This is where I list some of the sins of the walking paradox — the Top.
1. They admire us for our intelligence but spank us for our smart mouths. If they didn’t want us to be smart, they should be spanking someone dumb.
2. They twist the words that we say into the words that we actually mean. How dare they?
Sin: making us watch ourselves during a spanking.
3. They carelessly yank our panties up between our cheeks so they can benefit from pantie-clad and bare-bottom at the same time. I thought they were supposed to be the decisive bunch.
4. They confuse the first words we ever learned — no and yes. A plea of, “No, not so hard,” might as well be, “What a lovely wooden paddle. Yes, my butt would be honored.”
Sin: creative spanking benches.
5. Spanking us for using foul language but then — minutes later — fucking the shit out of us while encouraging us to say pussy and cock and harder, don’t you dare stop. Seems a bit like a mixed message, doesn’t it?
Sin: white shoes.
Incidentally — shhh — these transgressions are what I like best about Tops. Turns out I’m a sinner, too. Who’d have thought?
This is obviously part 1….
The sequel is due out next week right? Sins of the Top part 2?
I will pop some stove corn and fetch a passel of Skittles .. Hmm
or maybe Snowcaps… I digress…
They are legion. As well staunch in the beliefs learned from their manual of hypocrisy.
Sidebar: The wallpaper is the business- woman! Queen a Hawtness sure knows how to redecorate.
Love standard,
Newt
The sins are limitless, for sure. They could hijack my blog!
The wallpaper…just a little change to see if anyone’s paying attention. You get the gold star!
Pink, Yes Tops are the very epitome of a parodox.
Just be thankflu that your are being spanked for your smart alecky language. Dumb girls get spanked too, they just need a broader and deeper application to absorb the same lesson you smart girls do.
Cruel
Dumb girls get it harder?
Hmmm. Time for me to reevaluate the merits of dumbing myself down. Talk about a paradox.
When Topping it isn’t the Style
To Logic and Think for awhile
The Bottoms all groan
The Tops just intone
“Get ‘em down, stick it out, DID YOU SMILE?!?
White shoes I just … can’t. If he made her wear them, but Him wearing them?
New wallpaper so fab. Can almost see micrometer on phone
:):)
Heh, I love that rhyme, Emen.
His shoes are a timeless crime against fashion, but I’m also not a fan of white heels (typically). Actually, I discriminate against white shoes in general. My rule is footwear should never be lighter than the waist line. I know. It’s prudish. But let me be prudish in this one thing.
Hey, can you see the ladies on your phone? I don’t see wallpaper at all from my mobile.
I don’t see much wallpaper on the mobile or the laptop.
I have the white shoe thing as well. Completely freaks me out. If ordered to wear white heels I would, I would — I shouldn’t be discussing this where Just Anybody could read it.
The White Shoe Punishment.
Sounds ominous! Hopefully Just Anybody will not read this.
She read it. Ah gah. She’s so resourceful. She’s going to find a pair of those damn shoes. I don’t wanna!
Brilliant!
And… well.. harrumph! **frowns and shakes head**
-Quai (innocent Top)
Innocent…yeah, keep believin’, Quai. It is the Top who proclaims his innocence who is the most guilty!
A Top is a unique blend of Judge and Executioner
Reminds me of the Old West, D. Grab your cowboy boots and hat, and I’d reenact that with you.
I always figured it was better to be spanked for being a smart ass than a dumb ass.
OMG. I say that all the time. “Better than being a dumb ass.” And it is, really.
Her white heels are what are commonly referred to as “Fuck Me Shoes” around these parts.
His white trainers, well, I have a similar pair myself. But at my age, fashion is but a distant memory…
Here is a fashion tip: those shoes belong in a museum, not on your feet!
XX
I do admire a girl for her intelligence. I just want her bottom to “smart”, as well….
Smart-mouthed smart girls need smarting sit-upons.
Say that ten times fast.
Absolutely wonderful, Pink. Love it! And,oh, so true!!
It would seem that their sins are universal!