Santa and his bulging sack
Dear Santa,
I’ve been doing some hard thinking about you coming down my chimney this year — although I may suggest back door entry instead. As greedy as this might sound, when you leave my house I want your sack to be good and empty. Even if I have to free it myself, even if it means lots of tugging and pulling, I want your entire load.
I’ll be the first to admit that my misdeeds started off slow but grew progressively faster and faster, reaching a climax around November, culminating in this, the most selfish letter you will receive. So why should your special package have my name written all over it? The thrust of it is this:
1. While all of the other girls leave you cookies, I’ll serve you pie.
2. ‘Tis the season of goodwill, and I believe in coming together to achieve it.
When you finally arrive and belt out your “Ho, ho, ho!”, I will treat you to eggnog and respond with an equally cheerful, “Bottoms Up!”
Oh, and just to be clear, that last part means I want you to spank me.
XX,
Pink
I asked for an innuendo, so he GAVE it to me.
Pink,
This post left me scratching my head. Do you have a thing for a man in uniform?
…sounds like a personal problem.
LMAO! Pink, your wordplay is brilliant. And wickedly punny/funny.
This has nothing to do with it, but your play on “in-your-end-o” reminds me of a Groucho Marx quote: “Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
Oops…sorry. Didn’t see you there!
Love that Marx quote.
This post is a direct reflection of what pain meds do to someone.
XX
So good. What a gift you are
Thank you, Emen! And YOU are more than welcome here, with comments like that!
Happy Holidays!
XX
I’d love to spew forth some of my own innuendo in commenting about how much I loved this post, but really, after reading that, my reservoir of innuendo is coming up empty. Nothing I can inject or add. I’m spent. Thank you!
“I’m spent.”
Perfect.
Innuendo indeed!
Merry Christmas to a most sexy and witty woman.
I hope Santa empties his load and you get spanked.
-H
And Merry Christmas to you, Hedone!
XX
Hi Pink
I always thought that an innuendo was an Italian suppository. Hey! I’m Italian.
Merry Christmas
Emanuele
Ha, you just made me giggle.
Merry Christmas to you, too!
XX
Oh my goodness, Pink!
You are very naughty! Giggles.
I hope you get your spanking….SOON !!!
Merry Christmas to you and D and all your family and friends.
Thank you, Bree! It was wonderful and I’m just a little sad (and relieved) that it’s over now.
I hope yours was merry, too.
XX
Happy Christmas to you and yours,
Poppy
xxx
Thank you, Poppy! And to you as well.
XX
Ha ha! This was brilliant, Pink. You should have offered SC a jelly roll–you’d get a yule log in return. I hope you had the merriest of Christmases!
Why didn’t I think of a jelly roll? Geez. Next time, when I want innuendo, I’ll come to you!
Hope your Christmas was wonderful, Dioneo!
XX